adhdbean:

just because I spend some time doing nothing doesn’t mean I’m relaxing. I have not once relaxed

biting-into-icypoles:

Quotes by Douglas Coupland, JPod.

An alternate envisioning of Ronald McDonald, the clown that might have been:

Taste the scorched fruit inside my pies.

Chew the bitter towellette of truth.

Die, you seedy little elves who refuse to accept any new menu items added after 1975.

I scorch your loins with coffee that sears like a molten steel patty flipper.

I smash your bones on rocks of ice churned by spews of cola.

I till your soil, steal your potatoes, circumcise their skins, cook them in tallow and tell you they’re vegan.

I shall castrate your bulls, rendering them more juicy and docile, and i shall salt them with hormones, making them girly cows.

Keep reading

onlinecounsellingcollege:

“What is the difference between ‘I like you’ and ‘I love you? Beautifully answered by the Buddha: ‘When you like a flower you just pluck it; when you love a flower you water it daily.’ The one who understands this understands life.”

— Unknown

thebootydiaries:

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

sickfake:

being alive is very………..Not Easy

buildhogwartsthenwewilltalk:

literally every barbie movie : And she was a Princess

me: oh my god she was a Princess

fluffymcmuffins:

why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you